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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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