- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What page are you on The gay page.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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