- Anti Joke

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones