- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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