Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

PENIS

the power to turn magnetism into light

white or wheat? wheat please.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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