- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Pickles

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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