What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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