- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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