- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Whats 1+1? window!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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