- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I just threw up..In my pants.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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