- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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