Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Take part of what?

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

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