- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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