What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Obama

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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WNBA

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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