- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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