A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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