- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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