- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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