What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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