- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

read this sentence again.

silver bullet?

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Knock, knock. Come in.

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