Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is white and black and red all over.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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