- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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