- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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