- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Tilt your screen back .

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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