What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What's one plus one? two.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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