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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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