what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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