- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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