A praying mantis is very graceful

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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