Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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