Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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