Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Poop

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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