- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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