Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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