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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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