Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

i hate non minorities!

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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