- Anti Joke

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

You know whats funny? Women's rights