Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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