What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Yo Mama just died.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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