What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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