- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

9/11 my birthday

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Your mom.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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