- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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