- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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