What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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