how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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