- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

i like turtles

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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