Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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