Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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