Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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dat shoe shine tho

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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