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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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