-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Men's rights

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

This is an anti- joke

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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