- Anti Joke

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.