What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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