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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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