- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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