What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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No your aunties a joke

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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this website is a bad joke

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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