What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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