If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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