- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

bangers and mash?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

drugs.

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