I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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