why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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