- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

This sentence is a lie.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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