Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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your face

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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