- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

knock knock whos there? nobody

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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