what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Anti Joke

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