What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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