- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

why did the blue berry cross the road

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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