- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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