- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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