When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Justin beiber's penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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