Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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