A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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