why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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I asked her where you were.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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