- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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