- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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