- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Women's Rights

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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