Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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