- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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