- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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