How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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penis. nuff said.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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9/11 my birthday

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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