whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Women's Rights..

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

the economy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

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