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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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