- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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