- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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