Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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