- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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