Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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