How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Wenis Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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this website is a bad joke

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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i killed my family

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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charlie sheen

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