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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

9/11 my birthday

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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