- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Good job, son.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats worse than suicide? death

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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