- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Whats 1+1? window!

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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