a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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My jeans

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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