- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

A man died.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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