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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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