- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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