Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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