- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

You idiot thats 9 letters

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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