what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Anti Joke

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