- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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