A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Anti Joke

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