- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Men's rights

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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