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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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