Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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