- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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