- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I just threw up..In my pants.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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