What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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