What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Sarah Palin.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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