Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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