- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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