- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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