Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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