if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

I'm rick james bitch

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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