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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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