What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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