Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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