- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A pope meets another one

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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