why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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