- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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