- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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