Ben Corbishley

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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