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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

This is not a joke.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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