- Anti Joke

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.