Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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the economy.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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