roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Anti Joke

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