why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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