- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

the WNBA.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

guess what? bannanas

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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