Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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