- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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