- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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