Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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