What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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