- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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