A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Jimmy Saville

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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