- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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