How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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