- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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