why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock Knock Come in

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

AIDS

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What is 9+10? 19

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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