What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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chirs

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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