What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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