- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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