A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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