- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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