- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

how much fish could a chicken

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

i have two hands.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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