It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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