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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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