- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Do the roar!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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