- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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