- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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