- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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