- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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