Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why do fat people commit suicide

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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