some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

I'm homeless.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Beka has AIDS

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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