Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Anti Joke

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