Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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