- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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