What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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