Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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