- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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