what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Rush Limbaugh

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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